Stop here if you get offended easily.

Dr. Mojo admits a weakness for jokes about musicians. Let's collect a few -- such as, "How do you get a bass player off your porch?" The answer: Pay him for the pizza.

Stop here if you get offended easily.

Postby maxx england » Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:51 pm

A man went into the video shop, and asked if they had anything unusual in the "adult" section. Like perverted Pakistani midgets doing Delhi.

The shocked assistant said "How can you stoop so low!?"

"That's the one! That's the one!"

Sorry, I'll go and stand in the naughty corner shall I? :oops:
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