Twinkle twinkle

Dr. Mojo admits a weakness for jokes about musicians. Let's collect a few -- such as, "How do you get a bass player off your porch?" The answer: Pay him for the pizza.

Twinkle twinkle

Postby maxx england » Wed May 12, 2010 11:40 am

A man I know paid to have a star named after his wife. On a clear night now, I can point a telescope at the sky and see Nagging Bitch.
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