Dr. Mojo admits a weakness for jokes about musicians. Let's collect a few -- such as, "How do you get a bass player off your porch?" The answer: Pay him for the pizza.


Postby maxx england » Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:34 am

There was this terrible gas explosion, and a house collapsed. People came running from all directions, and one shouted out, "Quiet! Let me hear the voices!". So they went quiet. Shame he was a schizophrenic.
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