jumbles or twisted adages

Dr. Mojo admits a weakness for jokes about musicians. Let's collect a few -- such as, "How do you get a bass player off your porch?" The answer: Pay him for the pizza.

jumbles or twisted adages

Postby Les R Forgue » Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:40 pm

this dude in Egypt, his pet dog went missing, so he printed a sign board to put on the lamppost, but he could not find his stapler, so he got a long piece of straw and attached his lost dog notice to the post with the straw, but the straw got too dried out and broke, so the man has his camel to lean against the post to hold up the lost dog sign, so you see,

That was the camel that backed the broken straw.
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